⚓ Est. for the Zebras, by a Zebra

Salt worth
sailing for.

Small-batch artisan salts & electrolyte drinks — crafted with radical transparency for the chronic illness community.

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Salty the Zebra — pirate mascot of The Salty Zebra Trading Co.

Why We Exist

We are the Zebras.

In medicine, doctors are taught: "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras." For millions living with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) and Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), that mindset means years — sometimes decades — without a diagnosis.

Many of us need extra sodium just to stay upright. The Salty Zebra Trading Co. exists to deliver that salt in the most delicious, transparent, and trustworthy way possible.

The Clean Promise

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9-Allergen Free

Free of all 9 major allergens — including milk, eggs, almonds, and shrimp.

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Total Transparency

Every single ingredient is listed. No hidden "natural flavors." No proprietary blends.

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No Artificial Anything

Zero artificial flavors, dyes, or fillers. Ever.

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Small-Batch Quality

Every batch is carefully crafted and monitored for absolute quality control.

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Zero Ocean. Zero Worries.

You won't find a single grain of modern sea salt in our mixes. Why? Because true transparency means eliminating hidden risks. We source our salt exclusively from ancient, deep-earth deposits that have been geologically locked away for millions of years. This means absolutely zero exposure to modern microplastics, and zero risk of cross-contamination for those with shellfish or crustacean allergies. Just pure, ancient electrolytes.

The Provisions

Gear for the voyage.

Salty Lemonade Pocket Pack Starter Kit — 1oz tin plus refill pack

On-the-Go

Salty Lemonade — Pocket Pack Starter Kit

The perfect everyday hydration companion.

Never get caught without your electrolytes again. This starter kit includes our durable, pocket-sized 1oz tin of Salty Lemonade, plus a 93g (3.3 oz) Refill Pack. The refill bag contains about 8 servings and is perfectly portioned to fill your tin 3 times. Made with only three clean ingredients—Sugar, Salt, and Freeze-Dried Lemon—each serving delivers a serious 580mg of sodium. Gluten-Free, Vegan, and NonGMO.

$9.99

Pickle Salt Tins — 1oz pocket-sized tin

On-the-Go

Pickle Salt Tins

Bold flavor in a pocket-sized package.

Take your favorite salty, tangy kick wherever you go. This 1oz tin is packed with our signature Pickle Salt, housed in a durable, travel-friendly container. Perfect for sprinkling on snacks, upgrading your meals on the go, or just satisfying that craving for a sharp, salty punch. Keep one in your bag, your car, or your desk drawer.

$4.99

Zebra Shots Herd Pack — 10-count single-serve test tubes

Hydration

Zebra Shots — Herd Pack (10-Count)

Grab, pour, and go.

Meet the "10 Pack Herd"! We packaged 10 of our individually portioned Salty Lemonade test tubes in a crystal-clear bag so the zebra stripes shine right through. Each single-serve 11g tube is precisely measured to deliver 580mg of sodium and 40 calories of clean hydration. No measuring required—just pour a shot into your water bottle, shake, and enjoy.

$9.99

Zebra Mix — 30-Day Supply pouch of Salty Lemonade

Pantry

Zebra Mix (30-Day Supply)

Your daily electrolyte booster.

For the dedicated hydrator, the Zebra Mix bag is your heavy hitter. This 336g (11.6 oz) pouch holds exactly 30 servings of our Salty Lemonade, giving you a full month's supply of clean energy. We skip the synthetic, mold-derived citric acid entirely, using only Sugar, Salt, and pure Freeze-dried Lemon for a taste that is bright, fresh, and incredibly smooth. At just 40 calories and 9g of sugars per serving, it's the perfect way to start your morning right and Stay Salty!

$24.99

Got Questions?

The Salty FAQ

Do I need to be sick to use this?

Absolutely not! Our artisan salts and electrolyte mixes are for anyone who loves a ridiculously good, clean electrolyte drink or a perfectly seasoned meal. However... if you happen to be a POTS or EDS warrior and want to hoard this salty treasure entirely for yourself, we fully support you telling your family it is strictly "medicinal" and off-limits. (But if you're feeling generous, you can always buy a second stash for the rest of the crew).

Limited Small-Batch Drops

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Our provisions are crafted in small, carefully monitored batches — when they're gone, they're gone. Drop your email below and be first in line when the next shipment docks.