Terms of Service

Last Updated: March 23, 2026

Welcome to The Salty Zebra Trading Co. By using our website and purchasing our products, you agree to the following terms.

1. Purpose of Products

Our salt blends and electrolyte drinks are artisanal provisions crafted for the chronic illness community. They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition. Please consult with your physician before making significant changes to your salt or mineral intake.

2. Orders and Billing

All orders are subject to availability. We reserve the right to limit quantities or refuse service to anyone at our discretion. Payments are processed securely via Stripe.

3. Intellectual Property

All content on this site, including the "Salty Zebra" name, logo, and Captain's Log articles, is the property of The Salty Zebra Trading Co. (a DBA of Tech Guru Studio LLC).

4. Limitation of Liability

The Salty Zebra Trading Co. shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use of our products or website.