⚓ Est. for the Zebras, by a Zebra
Small-batch artisan salts & electrolyte drinks — crafted with radical transparency for the chronic illness community.
Why We Exist
In medicine, doctors are taught: "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras." For millions living with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) and Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), that mindset means years — sometimes decades — without a diagnosis.
Many of us need extra sodium just to stay upright. The Salty Zebra Trading Co. exists to deliver that salt in the most delicious, transparent, and trustworthy way possible.
Free of all 9 major allergens — including milk, eggs, almonds, and shrimp.
Every single ingredient is listed. No hidden "natural flavors." No proprietary blends.
Zero artificial flavors, dyes, or fillers. Ever.
Every batch is carefully crafted and monitored for absolute quality control.
You won't find a single grain of modern sea salt in our mixes. Why? Because true transparency means eliminating hidden risks. We source our salt exclusively from ancient, deep-earth deposits that have been geologically locked away for millions of years. This means absolutely zero exposure to modern microplastics, and zero risk of cross-contamination for those with shellfish or crustacean allergies. Just pure, ancient electrolytes.
Research & Education
Navigating a complex diagnosis? Explore our 15-part educational library covering MCAS, EDS, POTS, and Genetics. Know your code, find your crew.
The Provisions
Salty Lemonade · 10-Pack
Sleek black straw tubes of electrolyte-packed drink mix, each topped with a signature zebra-stripe flag label. Just add water.
$10.00
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Salty Lemonade · 10-Pack
Our extra-large boba-size straw tubes for those who want a bolder dose. Same signature flag label, bigger payload.
$12.95
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Salty Lemonade · 10-Pack
Science-lab test tubes filled with our electrolyte drink mix. Crack one open, pour, hydrate. Portable and precise.
$15.00
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1 oz Black Aluminum Tin
Black anodized aluminum tins with secure screw-on lids. Small enough for a pocket or purse — perfect for meals away from home.
$8.99
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1 oz Black Aluminum Tin
Our tangy dill pickle salt blend in a sleek black tin. A savory twist on electrolyte replenishment.
$8.99
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Salty Lemonade · 12 oz Bag
A full 12 oz matte black mylar bag of our Salty Lemonade mix. The pantry-size option for daily hydration warriors.
$24.95
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Absolutely not! Our artisan salts and Zebra Stix are for anyone who loves a ridiculously good, clean electrolyte drink or a perfectly seasoned meal. However... if you happen to be a POTS or EDS warrior and want to hoard this salty treasure entirely for yourself, we fully support you telling your family it is strictly "medicinal" and off-limits. (But if you're feeling generous, you can always buy a second stash for the rest of the crew).
Limited Small-Batch Drops
Our provisions are crafted in small, carefully monitored batches — when they're gone, they're gone. Drop your email below and be first in line when the next shipment docks.