⚓ Clean ingredients. No compromises. Est. by a Zebra.

Salt worth
sailing for.

Small-batch artisan salts & electrolyte drinks — made for people who actually read labels.

Salty the Zebra — pirate mascot of The Salty Zebra Trading Co.

Our Story

A captain. A mission.
Some very good salt.

Captain Salty runs the saltiest operation out of Boise, Idaho — which is about as far from the ocean as you can get. But he's never let that stop him.

As a modern-day spice trader, he doesn't need a ship. He needs scientific rigor and the will to source from wherever the best ingredient lives — from the science books to every port in the world. Every ingredient in every product is chosen by inquiry, not convenience. If it's the best, we go get it. The journey is in the choosing.

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The Clean Promise

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9-Allergen Free

Free of all 9 major allergens — including milk, eggs, almonds, and shrimp.

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Total Transparency

Every single ingredient is listed. No hidden "natural flavors." No proprietary blends.

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No Artificial Anything

Zero artificial flavors, dyes, or fillers. Ever.

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Small-Batch Quality

Every batch is carefully crafted and monitored for absolute quality control.

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Zero Ocean. Zero Worries.

You won't find a single grain of modern sea salt in our mixes. Why? Because true transparency means eliminating hidden risks. We source our salt exclusively from ancient, deep-earth deposits that have been geologically locked away for millions of years. This means absolutely zero exposure to modern microplastics, and zero risk of cross-contamination for those with shellfish or crustacean allergies. Just pure, ancient electrolytes.

The Herd

Made for people who read the label.

We built this for a community that has been let down by vague ingredient lists and hidden triggers — people who flip every bottle over before they buy. People who know that what's in their food isn't a preference. It's a necessity.

We call them the herd. And the herd is open to everyone. Whether you're managing a complex chronic condition, chasing a trail PR, or just done with the ingredient guessing game — you're our kind of people. Welcome aboard.

Why We Exist

We are the Zebras.

In medicine, doctors are taught: "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras." For millions living with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) and Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), that mindset means years — sometimes decades — without a diagnosis.

Many of us need extra sodium just to stay upright. The Salty Zebra Trading Co. exists to deliver that salt in the most delicious, transparent, and trustworthy way possible. That's why we started. That's why every ingredient decision we make is non-negotiable. We are the zebras. This is our community.

The Provisions

Gear for the voyage.

On-the-Go

Salty Lemonade — Pocket Pack Starter Kit

The perfect everyday hydration companion.

Never get caught without your electrolytes again. This starter kit includes our durable, pocket-sized 1oz tin of Salty Lemonade, plus a 93g (3.3 oz) Refill Pack. The refill bag contains about 8 servings and is perfectly portioned to fill your tin 3 times. Made with only three clean ingredients—Sugar, Salt, and Freeze-Dried Lemon—each serving delivers a serious 580mg of sodium. Gluten-Free, Vegan, and NonGMO.

$9.99

On-the-Go

Pickle Salt Tins

Bold flavor in a pocket-sized package.

Take your favorite salty, tangy kick wherever you go. This 1oz tin is packed with our signature Pickle Salt, housed in a durable, travel-friendly container. Perfect for sprinkling on snacks, upgrading your meals on the go, or just satisfying that craving for a sharp, salty punch. Keep one in your bag, your car, or your desk drawer.

$4.99

Hydration

Zebra Shots — Herd Pack (10-Count)

Grab, pour, and go.

Meet the "10 Pack Herd"! We packaged 10 of our individually portioned Salty Lemonade test tubes in a crystal-clear bag so the zebra stripes shine right through. Each single-serve 11g tube is precisely measured to deliver 580mg of sodium and 40 calories of clean hydration. No measuring required—just pour a shot into your water bottle, shake, and enjoy.

$9.99

Pantry

Zebra Mix (30-Day Supply)

Your daily electrolyte booster.

For the dedicated hydrator, the Zebra Mix bag is your heavy hitter. This 336g (11.6 oz) pouch holds exactly 30 servings of our Salty Lemonade, giving you a full month's supply of clean energy. We skip the synthetic, mold-derived citric acid entirely, using only Sugar, Salt, and pure Freeze-dried Lemon for a taste that is bright, fresh, and incredibly smooth. At just 40 calories and 9g of sugars per serving, it's the perfect way to start your morning right and Stay Salty!

$24.99

Got Questions?

The Salty FAQ

What makes Salty Zebra different from other electrolyte brands?

Most electrolytes are full of ingredients you can't pronounce — synthetic citric acid, artificial flavors, ocean-harvested salt with microplastic concerns. We start from scratch. Every ingredient is chosen by scientific inquiry, sourced from the best available origin, and listed on the label with no exceptions. No proprietary blends. No hidden anything. Captain Salty sails out of Boise, Idaho and goes wherever the best ingredient lives — the journey is in the choosing.

I'm an athlete, hiker, or outdoor person — is this for me?

Absolutely. Clean, effective electrolytes aren't just for people managing health conditions — they're for anyone who pushes their body and wants to know exactly what they're putting back in. Our Salty Lemonade and upcoming Zebra Stix line are built for the trail, the gym, the court, and the bar. If you've ever looked at the back of a sports drink and put it back on the shelf, you're our kind of people.

What's in it — and what's NOT in it?

Every product has a full, plain-language ingredient list — no hiding behind "natural flavors" or proprietary blends. What you'll never find in any Salty Zebra product: citric acid (including synthetic/mold-derived), artificial flavors or dyes, ocean-harvested salt, or any of the 9 major allergens. What you will find: real ingredients, sourced intentionally, listed completely.

What's the deal with the zebra?

In medicine, there's an old saying: "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras." It means doctors are trained to look for common explanations — which leaves millions of people with rare or complex conditions undiagnosed for years. The zebra is the symbol of that community. We started this company for them — and that origin shapes everything about how we source, formulate, and label our products. But great salt is great salt, and the herd is open to everyone.

I have POTS, EDS, or MCAS — how do I know your formulas are safe for me?

This is exactly why we exist. We formulate with the most sensitive members of our herd in mind: no citric acid (a common MCAS trigger), no artificial ingredients, no ocean salt, and full transparency on every label. We're not a medical product and we don't make health claims — but we do make ingredients you can actually verify. We'd also recommend the Captain's Log, where we've built a 17-part educational library covering EDS, POTS, MCAS, and related conditions.

Can I use Salty Lemonade in cocktails, mocktails, or recipes?

That's what the Zebra Stix line is made for — and yes, Salty Lemonade works beautifully as a mixer. A pinch in a margarita. A scoop in a salad dressing. A shot dissolved in sparkling water for a clean mocktail. The herd has been creative and we're here for it. Stay Salty!

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